The Society for Starving Students
Pictured: Now only needs to last you one week instead of two!
Greetings, earthling! The Society for Starving Students knows what it's like to be broke, booze-less and hungry. We've all been there, and with living costs of approximately half a million pounds more than you're able to afford, we decided to start the Society for Starving Students. It's no fun having to starve, as you probably know by now.
In addition, with the new government of millionaires deciding British students need to take out what looks like a mortgage the value of a small house in London - we're now recruiting more and more members, donors and volunteers to ensure that no students go hungry anymore. The time when a tin of baked beans needs to last a fortnight is over.
